I jerked off my dog tonight.

Comments (21)

• Rustyas1: Not gay at all. Do yourself a favour and let the dog fuck you.

  Reply↴28 Jan 26 • uid:16zwdhgh8rd

• No offense: You MUGHT be gay

  Reply↴4 Dec 25 • uid:1cw66pa2qy2i

  • NameUniqueEnough: No, I'm definitely not gay. I've never even fantasized about having sex with a human man. I do like to cuddle animals though. It's fun to have a dog roll over onto their back to get more scratches on their belly and chest and how they will snort and sneeze when you get them really happy. With animals, mostly dogs honestly, but there have been others, I just like to please. I find them fascinating creatures. Ever think about how messed up humanity is? We live in artificial surroundings, if we didn't have clothing, we'd freeze to death or sunburn to death. We have to sleep with a blanket. We cannot get along with nature at all. You drop me off in a nature reserve at any time of the year with no equipment and no clothing, that's basically a death sentence - a lot of dogs would be able to make it out, but not all of them. Domesticated pets are becoming dependent on us now. I've taken a few stray dogs off the street though. Maybe it's best to domesticate everything.

    4 Dec 25 • uid:1db7syqsqz0g

• Panie: I want so badly to get fucked by a male dog. I wouldnt force it just i would stick out my naked butt waiting for him if he wants to climb on me and fuck and make me his bitch. I would never have my own dog because i don't want to use an animal only for my pleasure and not giving him the devotion, affection, care and time that needs.

  Reply↴29 Nov 25 • uid:heu9d1

  • NameUniqueEnough: I don't just "use" my dogs. I loved them all. My motivation is to please, without harming. You know what I best enjoy? Just sleeping with them, just holding them when they are asleep. Their gentle breathing, I can find the heartbeat quickly enough. Their twitching in their dreams. I've only done something sexual with my dogs ONCE, but I've fantasized about it for years. This wasn't even my dog, but I'm a competent dog trainer and evaluator. I did dog rescue for over a decade. I had a deal with my friend - adopt this dog out of what was obviously a bad situation, I would evaluate and train. He's a 100%. I returned him a few days ago. I found I couldn't sleep without him. I started retiring collars of dogs that didn't make it through foster, or were my dogs, on a single teddy bear. That was a comfort to sleep with. Not all zoophiliacs are monsters, in fact, I bet most aren't - but there are some, so be cautious. Having done dog foster and rescue for so long, I'm uniquely suspicious of people. I have seen the horrific results of abuse, and repaired it. I was alienated enough from the human race, probably shouldn't have volunteered for a group that dealt with results of animal abusers. Not ALL animals are abused in rescue, but it's like 25%.. I'm frankly afraid of people.

    29 Nov 25 • uid:2qmflxkhzp0

  • NameUniqueEnough: One more thing, I don't think zoophilia should be normalized.Despite what I am, I don't think this should be socially acceptable - it's too dangerous. Legally, I "own my dogs", but I don't, just legally. Legally I can do just about anything I want. But fuck the law, I don't own them, I have a responsibility to them. My responsibility when I have a pet, is to care for them. There was a push to make LGBTQIA into 2SLGBTQUIAZP+. Z is zoophile, P is much worse and I will never allow that to be normalized in my lifetime. I don't think this ought to be normalized. In fact, I think many of those shouldn't be normalized. *I* am not evil, at least I don't think I am - I have to be judged by others. I don't view adult animals as "children", they aren't. They are adults. I've never had a puppy or a kitten.It's long story, but every single animal since my youth was some abandoned animal my family took in. I'm competent to be what I am, I'm kind, I'm not a monster, but I know monsters exist, just not how many. Doing dog rescue was both rewarding, and crushing to me. I had a dim view of humanity when I began doing foster, and I'm significantly more suspicious now. Some people just talk fantasy here, I just recount my experience. Please be kind. I'm telling you, kindness in itself is a reward. The more affection and love you pour into them, the more they will return it. I've had several pets, a few animal friends, I adored them all. If this is going to be conceived as a crime, screw it, I want to leave this world. When I did dog rescue, I lied to the dog I had. If they had been abused, I would hover over them, and when I adopted them out, the ONLY bad person in the world was their first owner. I protected them fiercely and I reviewed the adopters as well. I'm good at fixing emotional damage, having had plenty myself.

    30 Nov 25 • uid:2qmflxkhzp0

• Wolf1964: It made me hard

  Reply↴28 Nov 25 • uid:97bjxmxz

  • NameUniqueEnough: When I'm fortunate enough and my dog is willing, I will curl up with him in bed. I never use force or coercion. I think I broke a fundamental rule of nature a few days ago, but damnit, if I cannot exhibit kindness and gentleness, what is this existence for? He didn't sleep with me that night, he just wasn't interested, but I spent a good 1/2 hour with him in the morning with his head in my hand with him just near me. That was quite pleasant. More than pleasant, touching, sweet. I will never be ashamed or embarrassed about expressing my love for ALL of my dogs. My only regret, is 14-17 year life span. It's too damned short. I'll please them in any way I can! I almost consider this a responsibility. If YOU decide to do this, research. Look up what paraphimosis is. I have more than one reply in this, be prepared to have a story, and this really is a medical emergency if you need to go to the vet. I did enjoy making him cum! And be aware, they don't just cum, they gush. Better have a towel on the ground. He blew a huge load, and not all at once. They are more liquid than people are. I liked how he seemed to get serious until he ejaculated, and then panting and happy once he did. I'll do anything to make them happy, I adore them regardless if they are male or female. All my interactions prior were platonic with desexed dogs. I did have a gelding, ages ago. Made a few wild friends as well of many sizes and types. I don't see anything wrong with kindness and love. I loved all my dogs, and I will never be anything but kind.

    29 Nov 25 • uid:2qmflxkhzp0

  • 21for12: Me too. I’m wanking so hard over it

    5 Dec 25 • uid:1d5u8dp7wlof

• John Robert Maybury: Is this Dog a week? I love my dog, but not like that.

  Reply↴27 Nov 25 • uid:1qkwnvqd99

  • NameUniqueEnough: I am not cruel or abusive. I have always been a zoophile in the Victorian sense. I just adore animals. I was intoxicated, and curious, I like to please. In my broken unguarded state, I experimented. Be nice to your dog, love him or her. They are just wonderful. Be warned, if you ever jerk off your dog, they ejaculate a lot more liquid than you would expect. There's a condition called paraphimosis, this is when an erection of a male dog will not end. So, naturally an erection fore a dog can last for 1/2 hour, maybe 1 hour, but beyond that, you need to take them to an emergency veterinary clinic. Be prepared to have a story to tell them though. I'm well guarded. I would tell the vet my dog was humping a chair or the couch. They would then press me to neuter him, and I would tell them I don't want to change his personality despite the risk of testicular cancer. You say you don't love your dog "like that"? I view my ownership of any dog to make a pleasant easy, life, and well loved. Kindness and gentleness, it's just the best thing I can give. I did get pretty experimental and weird a few days ago, I admit that. I didn't harm him. I've done this once, I doubt I will do it again. I actually prefer a platonic relationship with him. I hope you don't think I'm evil or vile, I'm not. If we met with my dog, you MAY think, whose that asshole with that wonderful dog? :) I loved all my animals. Be kind to your dog. 14-16 years is shorter than you think unless you are my age or older. I severely miss all my dogs. You spend a lifetime protecting them, and there is that day, when I had to euthanize them, or let them have an agony in death. Just a terrible thing. I wonder how I will deal with it in a few decades? When it's me.

    27 Nov 25 • uid:2qmflxhucbl

  • KikiXSlut: I love my dog way more than this 😅

    28 Nov 25 • uid:1e06tgsia2yx

  • NameUniqueEnough: @KikiXSlut - as long as you don't harm him (or her - I'm much more guarded about that..) love them entirely. I have no shame at all about my absolute love for them. I value it, but sex and love are two different things. I loved every animal I ever had, I jerked off one, only one. It may have been a mistake on my part, I don't know, but he certainly enjoyed it. He didn't sleep with me that night, but he cuddled up with me in the morning. My body heat is too warm I think. It's just wonderful to hold them as they sleep. They need to have absolute trust to do that, and I appreciate they have full trust in me. All my dogs were my best teddy bears. I wish I could have conveyed my love for them better. I don't think they knew how much I loved them, and I absolutely loved them. I have gone through so many deaths. I feel so much loss, both people and animals.After a point, it becomes painful just to live. I think I've hit that hill now. If you are really connected to your pet, their death is going to rip you heart out. I was numb for more than a year when I put my last dog down. I had to do it, both made it to 16 which is an outstanding age for the breed I had. I still feel like I fucked up, could have fixed it. I have to to remember that any other general dog owner would have given up before I did but there are better dog owners than me. I'm glad I had my dogs, but I regret my incompetence. They deserved a better owner than me, but I could not find one. I did dog rescue. I'm good at this, but I wish I was better.

    28 Nov 25 • uid:2qmflxkhzp0

• Bruno: I love servicing my dog also that bright red cock sliding that foreskin back and forth over it while I massage his balls I've done this so often that I could tell when he's going to cum he starts to jerk and twitch then I stop slowly tickle his balls when he's calmed down I go back to work I do this two or three times then I let him unload he cums a decent amount then I jerk myself off. Three times a month at least we play this game

  Reply↴24 Nov 25 • uid:bizmw02w8

  • NameUniqueEnough: It's a wonderment to have such sort of affection. I've only done this once, but I sincerely hope your dog enjoys your affection. They are wonderful animals. I have no regret over what I did, but I was kind of scared to be honest. They can end up with paraphimosis, which is when an erection doesn't subside. As I understand it, the sheath blocks the release of blood of the penis. I'm very well educated, I research everything before I do it. I have plans in case something goes wrong. Love your dog, be kind to him, or her, have an explanation if you have to go to an emergency vet. I did "oh he was humping the couch and I was asleep.." I adored every dog I owned. I am not at all ashamed at that, I'm proud of it. Be kind, be gentle. They are wonderful souls.

    27 Nov 25 • uid:2qmflxhucbl

• anon: Massage him behind the knot with one hand, with the other you can play with the tip like you would with a clit. Firm grip behind the knot. Then explore further slowly. And son't take the knot in your ass right away on the first time, you got to prepare.

  Reply↴24 Nov 25 • uid:10xon5vknkos

  • NameUniqueEnough: I considered letting him fuck me, but his dick is enormously long and honestly, threatening - scary. Beyond that, if I let this dog fuck me in the ass (and he would), how do I clean his dick? My asshole is nothing but disease. I would allow it, actually want it, but I worry for his safety. I'm not the top priority, he is. I must protect him. It's ingrained in my nature. I will do nothing that will potentially harm him. Although I did, when I was severely intoxicated. I was very worried about paraphimosis with him. This is when an erection doesn't subside with a male dog because of the sheath. Me very well edjuamacted! I love animals, and I'm very careful with them. Harming one would be horrific, I never want to do that. I'm very careful. I have sworn on my life and soul never to harm another. So you know now what a true zoophilie is like. You may find me acerbic if we met, I'm unflinching, but you will not find me to be hypocritical at all. For me, lust is the last thing I enjoy affection and love. If you just want sex, get a toy. You would be surprised at what you can buy.

    28 Nov 25 • uid:2qmflxhucbl

  • Mark: Yeah, slow and easy. Or not. It's up to you. I got horny one time and was jerking off late at night and noticed my dog licking his hard dick and thought "Hmmm" Yeah, I let him butt fuck me. What difference does it make if you've very carefully planned it all out or get on all fours and let him go to it? When the dick is in, it's in, no matter whether you prepared for 5 month or 5 minutes.

    28 Nov 25 • uid:8bvxopwwql

• Never enough: Yep enjoy

  Reply↴23 Nov 25 • uid:7pqjf5vt0i

  • NameUniqueEnough: The best is just holding him. I've had many dogs, I miss them all. I'm well aware of how short time is. My aim is to make a best life possible. This dog isn't actually my dog, I'm just doing dog long term dog training. I've had a lot of dogs in foster. When *my* two died, I was a mess for a long time. I swore off ever having a dog again, but this dog was in a very similar situation to my favorite dog. I had to intervene. The current owner is NOT at fault, the previous one is. This dog was neglected for a long long time. It's been a privilege to train him, and care for him. He's totally out of his shell now, affectionate, very good with strangers and excellent with kids. If you were ever to meet me, you'd probably think "whose that asshole with that awesome dog?" :) I hope you are kind and gentle too. It's just the best. I had a kind of tough upbringing. I am very fortunate to have gotten rid of most of that but I don't see most people as really human now. People don't have enough empathy, they are too selfish. What I like about animals is how simple it is to make them just absolutely happy and content. I never beat off a dog before. I was a little scared he would get paraphimosis, that's when they get STUCK with an erection. I didn't want to have to drive to an emergency clinic and try to explain that. I'm not likely to ever do this again. He didn't want to sleep with me last night, but we spent a good hour together in bed this morning with his head resting on my hand. My friend better take good care of this dog, or I'm going to insist that he's adopted to me - and BTW, I will neuter him if I take him in. Kind of cruel to leave them with a sexual drive if you don't let them act on it.

    23 Nov 25 • uid:5h8v7v5l6v

  • NameUniqueEnough: @Chuck IF you want to do this, protect him from your teeth. You need to blend your lips inward over your teeth. Also, that knot in thier dick is HUGE and they are longer than you expect, but not as wide as we are. You won't taste anything because your dog will be cumming in your throat - that's how long they are. IF you want to do this, my suggestion is jerk him off while blowing him. If he fully gets into your mouth and throat, you may discover you cannot breathe. My dog has at least a 10 inch dick. He demolishes me. Be nice and kind. My best memories with my former dogs, who are now dead, was simply cuddling with them. I only engaged in sexual experimentation once, this one time. He enjoyed it! So did I. I was heavily intoxicated, always interested in this, but I have boundaries. I'm terrified of harming. I would suggest your jerk your dog off first, sheath has to be behind the knot when you do this. If something goes wrong and he ends up with paraphimosis after an hour, go to the vet, have a story already prepared. The vet will know you are lying - who cares? I guarantee the vet won't. What sort of people go into veterinary medicine? I nearly did.

    28 Nov 25 • uid:2qmflxhucbl